Tuesday, 31 May 2016

The Anatomy Of Jane By Amelia LeFay

*4 what the heck Nutella jars* 

What the actual feck! I am so lost with this book it's like a constant world pool of fecks because that's how lame I am. THE BLOODY ENDING.... jesus holy Christ help me. Once a lime horse always a lime horse.

Jane Chapman was an exceptional women in a not so exceptional world *come on Jane let's go party ah ah ah ya come on Jane, I just had to do that*. Her somewhat mundane life turned 360 after she encounters something so erotic & sinister in the most unlikely place, there's a brit , an American, a supposed french and of course a scandal.

“I was like a dirty Mary Poppins.”

Wesley Uhler aka the Brit was sex on a stick, somewhat in the public eye Mr. Uhler was a no nonsense type of man which he only reserved for work but behind sharpened knives Wesley was charming as charming could get from his swoon worthy personality to his witty comebacks Mr. Uhler was one helleva man.

“I smirked like the dirty sinner I was.”

Maxwell Alexander Emerson III, A man known for his direct and cutter throat commitment to his job. Coming from a family whose prominence was highly idolised Max had kept some secrets to himself. He was good at pretending but how long would he be able to deceive the vultures until the focus was on him.

“I never said there was anything wrong with dark humor. In fact, I applaud it.”


My thoughts in the end:

Look I know I'm being a secretive bitch and I love spoilers for the life of me, sure my review tells you nothing about the story but for your sake and mine it's better everyone gets to read it and then once the book is out spoiler all the way.

Maybe I can't put into words on how I truly felt about this book without sounding like a broken record, so please excuse my rambling . Honestly it started out a 2 jar for me *yes gasp* then I nearly DNF'd it but around 45 percent through the book things picked up fast and as soon as I reached the end I thought that's it, hello rainbows and HEA galore but NO I was whacked across the face with the ending. Going into this book I had a lot of expectations undeniably some were met whereas other times I was like meh, but the characters dear Lord the characters were faultless. All the characters needed each other to shine through it wasn't just about Jane or her life it was more about expectations and those who live in glass houses tend to fall harder.

Overall the anatomy of Jane could not be any more literal , you might be a little wary at the beginning of the book but trust me it's worth a read.


Book Details:


I’ve always been on my own. My life used to consist of nothing but work, keeping Allen out of trouble, and if I had time, sleep. Then I became their maid.

Every day more than half a million people tune in to watch my show. They trust me. I know it’s because I’m the only son of the prominent Emerson family. However, I like to believe it because I’m honest no matter what story I report on. I’m honest about everything but the man I’ve been f**king for the last four years… and now her.

I want three things: First, Maxwell Emerson and Jane Chapman both in my bed. Second, to be the best bloody chef in the country. Third, to figure out how to simultaneously get the first and second things I want without any of us getting hurt.


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About the Author

Amelia LeFay is a character of my own imagination. She’s a single woman in her mid twenties in love with sex. Dirty sex, rough sex, sex of any type. She’s not a whore or a slut. She believes a woman should be aloud to sexually express herself anyway she wishes.

She stands for Gay Rights, Women’s Rights, the rights of Minorities, and Environmental protection.

She can be a bitch but doesn’t think there is anything wrong with that.

She has uneven boobs, stretch marks on her ass, astigmatism, and thighs that rub together as she walks. (Which means no pair of jeans last as long as she wishes they would.)

But most importantly Amelia is a Dreamer…she has dreams so big it scares even her, because if she fails…if she can’t make it…she feels like nothing.

I know too many teasers and pictures but hey look at them they're gorgeous and always thank you to IndieSagePr 😘

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